Beer Slurp

the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table

Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!

by PARTYSAVER November 21, 2009

herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

by cumballs69 January 18, 2017

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by bloser_ July 10, 2021

slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.

I could really use a slurping boob right about now.

by ineedachris February 15, 2010

e-slurp

A complimentary post made about a popular forum user in the hopes of gaining favor or standing in the forum. Sycophantic wannabe's ploy.

"Nice e-slurp. You going to be his maid too?"

by pryderi February 08, 2007

sack-slurping

adj. (insult); the oral manipulation of a scrotum with the mouth; see also "cocksucking". sack=scrotum + slurping=to eat in a fashion that produces large amounts of noise and saliva

The bastard that sold me this shitty weed is a sack slurpin' asshole!

by diegest March 19, 2003

Turkey Slurp

Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.

Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.

by Landon A. September 15, 2007