When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
by rtp2017 June 11, 2019
Get the ripe melons mug.The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.
-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017
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Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
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Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021
Get the Ripe mug.Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.
Go take a shower with your ripe ass.
by VaItieI January 18, 2021
Get the Ripe mug.Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012
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The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
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My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 18, 2023
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