Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.
by ccunit December 17, 2021
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Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef October 01, 2020
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Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.
Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot
by OGDankzi September 14, 2020
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Quarantine formal

Wearing a nice shirt but casual bottoms so in a Zoom call it looks like you dressed up.
Friend 1: What’s the best thing about quarantine?
Friend 2: During my virtual meetings I can wear a button up and some sweatpants
Friend 1: Oh yeah, rocking that quarantine formal.
by BoredOuttaMyMind26 June 25, 2020
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Quarantine Neurosis

A mild mental health condition caused by sheltering in place for a month or more due to a pandemic. Signs are a partial loss of reality and difficulty interacting with others even with social distancing. Can progress to psychosis with continued isolation.
Zach has been sheltering place for so long that he is easily agitated. He is suffering from quarantine neurosis.
by Dr. Jaw May 06, 2020
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quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
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Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown
The Quarantine Fifteen is taking the field
by iscritto June 11, 2021
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