Brown Python 

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.

"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."

Brown Python by kasairashi August 21, 2011

death python 

Someone not to be fucked with, and if stolen from will snap like a twig under king kongs foot.

Also used to describe someone who can intake massive amounts of thc and still be a boss about it.

yo should we mess with that cat??

- nah man hes a death python

death python by thaboss2235 May 13, 2011

mythical python

The child caught in the downfall of man via his trusty chode, which was forged bla the fire of Satan's toe nail. With his famous words he spoke "ohh ohh i spilled my spaghetti o's"

The mythical python shall rain on you.

mythical python by JR_1215 January 13, 2017

lab python 

Scientific researchers who are good at not only experimental skills but also coding.

That dude is a lab python, he wrote nice Python code to analyze his measurement data.

lab python by Einsteinians July 25, 2018

The python 

another way to describe the unholy size of a males genitals to intimidate and prove their dominance along with showing their alpha presence. most notable in guys named Blake and sam

bro, he slapped jessica with the python

The python by G$420 October 7, 2019

spermese python

A penis

Whoa, Becky, look at his spermese python! It’s so long!

spermese python by mikeyviking March 18, 2023

venomous throbbing python of love 

A Dick

She took the venomous throbbing python of love

venomous throbbing python of love by Ya mum asdf October 22, 2013