Pubic runway

Pubic runway

A pubic runway is a style of pubic grooming that resembles the runway in an airport. A Pubic runway was discovered in cheltenham when a boy decided he needed a runway for his toy planes, those planes insidentally crashed into a major coatastrophe.


Rob: "So Luke, i guess your gunna tell me about your pubic grooming again."

Luke "Yes i am, i decided to go hip and cool and make myself a Pubic runway to my penis."

Rob: "Delightfull."
by Robwhite March 09, 2009
Get the Pubic runway mug.

pubic puncher

when a male has really bad aim and when he attempts to enter the vagina, misses and "punches" the pubic bone with his penis.
that guy i fucked last night was a major pubic puncher. he totally bruised me.
by CURLY FISHY! November 03, 2007
Get the pubic puncher mug.

Pubic Metal

That band, Siberian Death March, is so pubic!

Have you ever noticed that Pubic Metal's style gets melodic 'n cheesey, then wicked dark and brootal?!?
by McFlyGettinRagin January 24, 2010
Get the Pubic Metal mug.

pubic monster

When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.
by randomguy010 March 07, 2008
Get the pubic monster mug.

pubic shenanigans

n. Any of various diseases, including chancroid, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis, that are usually contracted through sexual intercourse or other intimate sexual contact.
A few days after a drunken indiscretion with an unnamed lady friend, he felt the telltale burning of pubic shenanigans while urinating.
by IronRinn January 17, 2008
Get the pubic shenanigans mug.

Pubic Mustache

When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.

In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"

2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
by INFENT March 06, 2011
Get the Pubic Mustache mug.

pubic tangle

Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.
I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.
by Blue Jay Scott December 31, 2009
Get the pubic tangle mug.