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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

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pop up prophet

People who popped up out of the woodwork in 2023-2024 , who speak about Jesus and end time prophecy
These pop up prophets only use the name of Jesus for fame and/or fortune.
by onelovenation76 May 9, 2024
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Prophets and Thieves

To rock harder than you have ever fucking rocked before. To bring it heavy and fuck shit up on stage at a rock show.
Example: “Can’t wait to go out tonight and watch Metallica go all Prophets and Thieves on the stage!”

“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”
by Jimip725 November 16, 2025
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Prophet Pthalem

A 'gifted' artist from the Northern New York area code 212. Best known pieces include the multi-media piece Absolute and the iconographical mosaic piece from The Poetry of Machinery series titled Benign.
This is not an opinion, it's a fact. Prophet Pthalem can and will rise up to the ranks the greats it's only a matter of time.
by PastengStamps January 14, 2011
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Prophet Ibrahim alayhi salam

Also known as the friend of Allah subhana wata'ala. Him and his som Prophet Isma'il alayhi salam built the Ka'aba. He was prompted by Allah subhana wata'ala to sacrifice his son, he went to do as he was told. Allah subhana wata'ala stopped him before he could do it as it was just a test. He then sent down a sheep instead. In fact, the reason why Muslims celebrate Eid ul-adha is to celebrate his obedience to Allah subhana wata'ala.
Hamza: Bro, Allah subhana wata'ala is testing me so hard rn.
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
by kwkassassin7 July 12, 2023
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The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition
by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
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The Prophet Yahweh

The Prophet Yahweh is the first man created by God in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor."
by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
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