Diego Torres Portal

okay! how start? he is so handsome, when I met him .... he was being difficult, but I was always there because he was the guy who drove me crazy. I think he's the love of my life, he's my safe place. when I feel bad I go to him and he makes the moment happy.
I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.
Diego Torres Portal, te amooooo
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Demon Portal

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.
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portal hopping

The act of moving over portals in the Ragnarok Online Alpha Test by spamming the Print Screen key.
OMG HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx!!

stfu, n00b, he'z just p0rt4l h0ppin'z.

O. A/S/L? LOLZ!1111
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the portal

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque
Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.
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Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
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Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?
Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.
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Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.
Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
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