Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

erotic portal

A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"

by Old Man Memory March 11, 2021

portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe April 18, 2016

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Portal The Anime

Also known as portal 3 or 2.5

person 1: I can't wait for Portal The Anime.
person 2: Is that a nuke this may be the last thing i write PRALE TNANE AIME

by Dr. Coomer Phd May 22, 2023

portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.

James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.

by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023

Diego Torres Portal

okay! how start? he is so handsome, when I met him .... he was being difficult, but I was always there because he was the guy who drove me crazy. I think he's the love of my life, he's my safe place. when I feel bad I go to him and he makes the moment happy.
I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.

Diego Torres Portal, te amooooo
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by droplet pig November 22, 2021