Poontang

That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.

"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"

by Poontang669 June 5, 2018

Poontang

Pooping in a trash can and letting it sit there. Soon enough it will stink up your whole house.

I just took a giant poontang

by Ohohojoh July 13, 2017

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 14, 2014

Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.

"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"

by BigBS67 December 15, 2021

pineapple poontang

The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.

Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.

by Newbie squid licker January 22, 2024

poontang

pussy, vagina, down under, kitty cat, flower, fanny, nunny what ever you call it; Irving Zistman says it a lot in bad grandpa.

"i love me some poontang"

by stinky_balls July 7, 2022

Poontang

Slang for the female vaginal cavity.

“Damn, that bitches poontang is tight as all hell!”

by HughNormous February 18, 2018