Proud Pile

Proud Pile; noun- The amount of fecal matter poopthat protrudes above the mean water level in a toilet after a bowel movement. Usually associated with a visual measurement such as 1 to 2 inches and indicates a unusually large volume of mud. Some even become excited and want to share the news with close friends.
Wow, that all you can eat buffet that I ate at last night just netted me 2 1/2 inches of Proud Pile!

Hey Tom, I just left an inch of Proud Pile in the the 3rd stall on the left; beat that!
by Dave and Norm January 18, 2008
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hook and pile

When the dominate in a sexual relationship "hooks" both hands in the other person's asshole, spreads them, then proceeds to shit a "pile" in their partner's asshole.
Dude i cant wait to pull another hook and pile on my girlfriend tonight.
by Jackson and Doug December 09, 2019
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Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.
Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!
by Beer Titan February 01, 2013
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Pile Drive

When a guys cock is so huge that when he fucks her hard, his dick is wacking against her internal organs.
I pile drived ur girlfriend last night
by rat22 June 15, 2011
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X Piles

Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles
by Samick Downunder August 08, 2005
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mush pile

A combination of rice, spam, fungus, and shit. Usually it is used for a midnight snack in small towns in South Dakota.
John: Yo, are you feeling okay?
Paul: Ya' bro, Im great! I just had me some mush pile.

John: Was that the last one? Damnit Paul, you know I crave these!
by BabyfartsMcGeezeacts September 07, 2011
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Thot pile

Those thots are having sex. Get out of that thot pile.
by Penehhhinadaboxxx November 29, 2014
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