Paul

This guy has the biggest and meanest schlong you'll ever see. That dong might as well be alien cause there is no way that an average of 2 foot 5 inches is natural (may be exaggerated). This guy gets every woman he wants and boy is he thirsty. He's a sex machine, to put it simply, and a brilliant one at that.

"The guy I fucked last night was a Paul. I mean, I never got his name but he was at least like 15 inches."

by CockSucker9002 December 2, 2018

paul

Smart, athletic, competitive, no it all, long blond hair, can get on your nerves, likes to yell and chew with his mouth open.

dont be such a paul

by hjfhklhj December 19, 2017

Paul

1. A person with a small dick
2. A person who eats out of his dog’s toilet bowl

Hey you see that dude paul over there? He an asshole.

by Crichtonsaurus November 9, 2018

paul

the best human being ever.

paul is my best friend.

by JAKE PAULER 69 July 9, 2018

Paul

desperate for alesia but all he does is wear airpods and keep the name "PAULESIA"

oh my god paulesia is so amazing

by Chickenyourmomgay123 January 24, 2019

Paul

A huge fucking knobhead

That guy over there is a total Paul.

by Anonymously Stupid December 29, 2018

Paul

Very sexy man.

Paul is very sexy

by paulzeu November 21, 2021