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Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.
Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick
by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008
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Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise
by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020
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Patrick

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.
Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.
by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018
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Patrick

The most ugliest person you could ever meet and so toxic in chats. All Patrick does is play fortnite all day everyday and his only friends is himself and a bush. He practice doing things in the bathroom to get ready for future. He isn't normal and he is gay. These type of Patrick's are normall aged 13 to 16 until he has a girl.
Patrick you are nobody's friend and should get a life.
by rfhqrgbruqebglrqebgarjbgkjrqeg September 8, 2020
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patrick

Patrick isn't straight
by Milkcourtst November 10, 2018
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PATRICK

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)
by MZLady40 December 4, 2019
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Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.
Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!
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