oxymoron

A Prius owner who drives like an asshole.

That oxymoron in that hybrid just knocked over my mailbox, sideswiped my Bonneville, and kept right on going.

by Jack Ferrule November 3, 2020

oxymoron

a figure of speech that conflicts or does not agree with itself, such as "friendly fire"

the word itself is an oxymoron, it literally means pointedly foolish

examples of oxymorons:
larger half
jumbo shrimp
same difference

only choice
black light
pretty ugly
exact estimate

microsoft works
virtual reality

by ben's mop April 14, 2021

Oxymoron

It gets the tough stains out

Oxymoron! It gets the tough stains out!

by I Like To Define Words December 22, 2021

Oxymoron

An eight~sided idiot

My tolerance for oxymorons (eight sided idiots) is very limited.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Oxymoron

Oxymoron is not an insult, anyone claiming it is impogclataglous.

Remember, people who think this is an insult are just clueless idiots.

Guy 1: you're an oxymoron

Guy 2: that's not an insult

by Polstok777 July 15, 2022