Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 13, 2024

Tortilla

A term for a mexican girl's vagina.

I'll butter your tortilla ;)

by Mastermind30342 June 24, 2015

Tortilla

Quesadilla bread

You make a quesadilla with quesadilla bread and cheese ; using tortilla which is quesadilla bread

by Isuckdickonadaily October 11, 2019

Tortilla

A Mexican girl, also know as a burrito

Did you see that Allan got himself a tortilla.
That burrito gots a fatty on her.

by Statechamp5 January 08, 2017

Tortillas

Something this beaner keeps calling me.

A white American that looks like a tortilla such as red, yellow and white with spot.

Why is Andrew such a tortillas looking as mother fucker?

by Itwillburnyou September 17, 2021

Tortilla Dip

The act of dipping your finger in a woman’s pussy or ass and eating what’s on your finger

Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.

by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020

No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 06, 2022