No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

Tomsk Tortilla

When you suck a dog's butthole to extract the dog scat.

Njacked just gave Exenity the Tomsk Tortilla last night.

by Tomsklvr33 September 11, 2025

Tortilla Moment

When you pull off some crazy accomplishment and celebrate by taking a bite out of a tortilla.

Bro I just won Victory Royale in Fortnite. This is a certified tortilla moment.

by Thesnakerox February 21, 2021

Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.

"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch

by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Tortilla’s tortitties

Best groupchat ever! They are the blueprint, no one compares.

Fia: I love the tortilla’s tortitties!
Louis: me too, they trended LOUIS CALL LIAM
Harry: ttgc rights

by harrysmedicine October 30, 2020

tortilla-y

Containing much tortilla goodness. Most definitely a word.

Those tacos were so tortilla-y, I am ready for a carb nap.

by Leafblower27 June 16, 2018