Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.

Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.

by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021

Battlefield

A random Hof (gross weil nomen) were a lot of Nutztiere chill all the day and were the Bauer his Frau sucht AUSRUPFEZEICHEN

Q:Whats Battlefield?
A:Bauernhof

by deinemutterist1hurensohn December 3, 2017

Battlefield

idk gun goes pew pew and tank goes boom

James: Hey have you heard of the new battlefield?
You: yes, gun pew tank boom

by Cloamker November 22, 2021

battlefield 1 song

IT'S CALLED 7 NATION ARMY, THERE YOU HAPPY?!

person 1: hey do know that battlefield 1 song?
person 2: IT'S CALLED 7 NATION ARMY, FOR FUCKS SAKE

by i have no self confidence November 19, 2018

Dirty Battlefield

When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.

Holy fuck i played online with the boys now i have ptsd from the dirty battlefield.

by Randy23Marsh November 24, 2021

Battlefield Mall

The main mall in Springfield Missouri that carry's fine retailers like T-Shirt Station and Spirit Halloween and possibly the worst Pizza Buffet in the world.

Lets visit Battlefield Mall's Spirit Halloween in the Old Sears Building!

by asdasdqwrfadfwqe October 30, 2023

The Great Battlefield Depression

The drop in player population in Battlefield most likely due to lack of content, boring same old maps, unbalanced weapons, bugs or repetitive gameplay.

BF fanboy: Ugh, why is BF1 so dead!
Me: It's suffering from The Great Battlefield Depression

by Big Schlong Johnson May 2, 2017