POOKIE MISSION

To set out to do something trifling or illegal in order to make money.
Yo dawg, I aint smoke in 2 days. Im bout to hit this pookie mission so I can get a dimebag!!

Girrlll, my babydaddy is so trifling!!
Why now what he do??
Instead of getting a real job, this nigga out on a pookie mission to get the baby some diapers!
How he do that??
He sold all the games to the X-Box!!
by BfloHunnydew October 03, 2011
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Stealth Mission

To approach an objective silently and undetected.

Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.

Usually the second.
Stealth Mission? Bring the Rocket Launcher.
by Silenth32 March 22, 2019
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Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.
Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*
by Itschrian January 26, 2018
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Mission life

when a person's everyday life is filled with exciting adventures it is said that they are living the mission life. Also when a person completes a series of hard tasks every day, they also are living the mission life.
Nikan dropped 25 cents on the ground and picked it up while he was drunk off tequila , he is living the mission life.
by Neisenberg August 28, 2013
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Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."
by Halit March 06, 2009
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Cocaine mission

A journey to find blow with a few friends usually late nite/early morning. This usually involves getting behind the wheel under the influence to drive across town to meet up with your drug dealer. This is often a quiet and sketchy ride to get to your destination.
"Hey John pass me your cell we need to find some blow for these broads. Looks like were going on a Cocaine Mission."
by orlandobloomingonion January 10, 2010
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bust a mission

To take a long journey. How far long is depends on how stoned or lazy you are.
A current plan that seems like even Tom Cruise himself could not pull off.
"Dude, bust a mission and go get the Zags from the other room."

"Dude, lets bust a mission to Rosarito"
by sirwenvega September 28, 2006
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