Purple Nurple

twistying the nipple till it turns purple

raise your 13 own damn kids

i like rough sex... purple nurple is for the win

biatch

by rogh sex and gay porn February 24, 2009

nirdle

noun: to be used in awkward situations, much like the "awkward turtle"

alternate definition: noun describing an awkward/nerdy/strange person (usually sarcastic)

also can be an adverb- "nirdly"

My roommate is a nirdle because she dresses up to go to class.

by amandaaaaaaaa December 13, 2008

Nurple surking

The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.

Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."

Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."

by Archie604 April 6, 2010

Nudles

Nude cuddles

We love some nudles

by LilJaii May 9, 2018

nurple

A gentle rolling of the nipple between your fingers, preferably during sex, which brings on an intense orgasm for some lucky females.

Oh god baby.. that feels so good... give me a nurple.. I'm going to cum...

by Quimcy September 11, 2003

Nardle Danger

Slang for ball sack

Douche bag-"I'm going to make your mom grab my nardle dangers."
Kid thats picked on "Don't talk bout my momma like that"

by simmons1152 July 23, 2011

nurple

Nurple (n) - A crazy mod for Red Alert 1 that was simply insane. Means bizarre or queer goings-on.

As previously said, purple needs a god damn rhyme.

Tom died from the seizure that afflicted him after he installed the nurple mod for Red Alert.

by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 22, 2006