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The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
by Stretch47 November 3, 2020
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National fuck day

Where you try and turn your partner on as many times as you can in one night put your skills to the test and do this challenge girls your pussy will thank you
Jen: did you hear it was national fuck day yesterday I turned my man on so much he loved that shit

Jens friends: wow I wish we were that good
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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National fuck day

National fuck day is October 8th and every body has sex
Montay: Roman I fucking today cause it’s national fuck day

Roman: same bros
by Big dick tay October 7, 2019
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National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay
National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?
by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024
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At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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national fuck the pope day

You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.
by thesaint. October 31, 2020
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National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck
National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023
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