Monk

The nice, old lady that gives candy to little kids at the back of the local hardware store.

Hey Dustin, lets go see if Monk has some candy for us!

by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007

monk on

to be pissed with sum1

he's got the monk on wit her

by lulu May 14, 2003

Monke

Used to be human but wanted to be Monke

Go back I want to be MONKE

by LandTheBEst245 December 15, 2020

monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.

"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"

by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006

Monk

YOU FOOL! Monks don't use rosary beads! They're called MALA beads! Don't you know!? Can't you tell!?

Iam "Monk? Ok, yeah... They're clearly using some kind of online medium..."

Hym "We had already established that."

Iam "Yeah, well, it's more obvious now..."

Hym "We could light the second floor of our apartment on fire 🔥😈🔥"

Iam "No! Well... No. We're not going to do that."

Hym "You know what? You're right... We're probably not high enough to prevent them from just jumping out of the windows..."

Iam "What? No! That's not the point!"

Hym "There is not point! Senseless violence! Hurray!!!"

Iam 🤦

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

monk

to spunk, cum, ejactulate

'i monked in her mouth'

by Smelly Gordon July 14, 2003

monk

Pussy:a womens vigina.

Yo, jarell i heard you ate kiara's monk!

by Kiki January 1, 2005