Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich

A sandwich made of moldy 10 year expired baloney, smegma, and the end pieces of a loaf of bread

“Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated”

by htx.ph4ra0h October 11, 2025

moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable”

Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte”

by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

moldy cheese

Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.

He looks like a moldy cheese head, Yuck!

by arun kulasekaran March 23, 2017

moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

Moldy Hole

When a fat chick masturbates with a cheese stick.

Brad :"Yo I ate bitch out, it tasted like cheese"

Kyle : "Dude, she's got a moldy hole that's why."

by Jews R Us January 3, 2017

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025