Moldy Voldy

A comedic nickname given to the character Voldemort in JK Rowling's famous series, Harry Potter.

1 - I heard someone call Voldemort Moldy Voldy the other day. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard

2 - *actually pisses their pants from laughing so hard*

by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023

moldy slit

A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

Moldy

The grade 9s

“The grade nines are so moldy!”

by not a grade 9 thank the lord June 2, 2021

Moldy poop

The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.

My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021