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Ginger midget

"Is that a leprechaun?" "No, it's Danny. He's just a ginger midget"
by Thrayse September 10, 2014
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midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010
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midget nugget

A MIdget with no arms or legs
Yo bro why does everyone call u a midget nugget” because I lost my arms and legs and I’m a midget
by Phil Mewithcum February 16, 2019
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Midget spinner

Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.
Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.
by Petra Ral February 2, 2021
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piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.
'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'
by Kat Priddy September 5, 2006
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Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
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midget on a beanbag

Description of a guys cock and balls, in which the dude has a very small dick that sits up on his balls
Dude Joe has such a midget on a beanbag, he really should't have a picture of it on the net.
by Josepherino May 18, 2009
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