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Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal
Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!
by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019
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Blackstone Massachusetts

A small town in Massachusetts that borders Woonsocket. Almost everyone is white and has a gun and/ or atv. It’s looks nice at first but is actually a bit of a shithole.
Woonsocket hood boi 1“Look it’s Blackstone Massachusetts my nigga”
Woonsocket hood boi 2” aw hell naw nigga I too young to die”
by Blackstonerz May 1, 2019
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Miss Massachusetts

Someone who picks and chooses what they want at anytime. Even if you were wrong... She is always correct.
Oh you are correct... Miss Massachusetts... U chose correctly... Yay you!!!
by I love my brother December 2, 2019
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Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022
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Massachusetts Cowboy

A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?

Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.

Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.

Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009
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Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three
Man that is such a cool Massachusetts sluggagatorchild
by Jacket shrimp February 16, 2017
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massachusetts mailbag

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.
I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag
by I am a mailman I know March 1, 2017
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