Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!
by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006

An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
by Sergeant Explosion May 20, 2010

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021

He has his Ring finger on left hand up!
by ledoveyyyyyy October 7, 2022

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
by seanmft April 23, 2014

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!
Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
