i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008

Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018

Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.

He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.

by SuperXNovaX February 11, 2019

Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.

After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.

by Bosonator August 17, 2019

kung fu

cocaine

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...

by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019