KRAB

THE BEST GOD DAMN COIN ON THE PLANET.

Woman: Hey baby how was you're day at work?
Krabholder: Shut up bitch I'm KRABULLISH you dumb fucking bitch.

by beanturtleamazing May 3, 2023

mr krabs

canabalism

krabby pattie's are krab therefore mr krabs is canabalism

by smartysmartie223 December 26, 2021

Mr Krabs

Your sugar daddy who penetrates you with his 19-inch cock and gives you £20 for it after

Omg I saw Mr Krabs yesterday, and I never came as much as I had then! I flooded his bed and soaked the £20 pound note he gave me!

by 20 inch daddy May 6, 2019

Krab

a dumb ass nigga

this nigga a krab

by Giesh January 22, 2019

Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.

"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."

by kittenbean June 11, 2018

Twerk krab

Mr crab hot hebtwerking on mase hrd pP he be wet tho in dem paities

Mr krab twerk omn my thighs
Twerk krab

by GrandSider November 21, 2020

Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018