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kool-aid man

A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook

kool aid party

a sarcastic name for the final gathering of a religious sect on which they all commit suicide by drinking poison usually mixed with some kind of water-soluble fruit drink (not specifically Kool-Aid), perhaps to soften the taste. They all drink poison, lay down and die.
The jonestown massacre was one hell of a kool aid party.
kool aid party by sayoko bizen January 9, 2008

Kool-Aid Waterfall 

When someone takes the top of the kool aid jammer off, and then pokes a hole in the bottom of the jammer and puts the bottle in the girls vagina. They then proceed to drink a mixture of kool-aid and pussy-juice out of the girls vagina.
She was amazing, she gave me the the greatest Kool-Aid Waterfall

kool aid mix 

When you buy some kool aid packets to flavor your dick up for a girl to blow you.
Bro, I gave my girl a kool aid mix last night. She got the grape flavor.

kool aid smile 

A very big smile.

When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.
He's had a kool aid smile ever since the birth of his son.
kool aid smile by Blowfish August 21, 2005

Kool Aid Smile 

The smile a girl puts in when she's crushing on s guy.
I know you like him. You've got that kool aid smile on.
Kool Aid Smile by Quirky24 January 8, 2012