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Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
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by Keepo123 October 25, 2015
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Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied
We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet
by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021
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jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.
Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!
by Revival31313 June 12, 2018
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jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass
Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt
by biffster73 April 19, 2018
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jogging

running for weight-loss, health and performance benefits
If you’re jogging for weight loss, try increasing your overall intake of fruits and vegetables
by pentAlux July 25, 2024
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Run the Jog

doing more than what is expected of you
Kate was supposed to write a sentence for her homework but she wrote a whole page. Guess you could say she likes to run the jog.
by salty taco February 5, 2018
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