jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jinx

a person or thing that brings bad luck

Bob: Man where is Jehad, he said he’s coming here.
George: Man, I know he’s one of the nicest guys around, but no offense but he’s a jinx, I think we should keep him away.

by Detroit48209 August 15, 2019

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

Mr Jinx

A huge black cat that would hate if you disturbed it. They are most likey pure bred but vets can't tell with out be harmed by the animal. If you ever encounter a "Mr Jinx", especially if he's sleeping, be sure not to disturb him because you may end up in hostipal.

Omg is that Mr Jinx, nigga we better be careful.

by Yodelatme May 2, 2018

slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.

Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.

by Snaketoe October 29, 2017

Subject Jinx

When 2 or more people talk about the same subject at the same time but use different words.

In Unison
Evan: I can't wait for the game tmrw.
Mila: The game tmrw is going to be awesome.
Evan: SUBJECT JINX

by Olegard July 23, 2020

Jinx

louis tomlinson’s girlfriend

“I’m so jealous of Jinx, she gets to see sleepy Louis”

by hyunjinlovebot October 16, 2020