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Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015
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Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker
by KodakAttack November 28, 2022
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Tarded jerker

That Tarded jerker unleashed his thick, steamy, white nectar to mlp so I kicked in his shit and left him a siezing jerker, his hand, forever grasping his cock, foaming at the mouth, as it turns purple
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
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Serial Jerker

Someone who jerks off in public frequently or has a history of jerking off in unusual places.
John is a serial jerker, he masturbated in the bus and at a gazebo in a public park.
by A Karen December 8, 2024
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jerkers greeting

When you are jerking off with someone and you touch tips mid jerk
I got a jerkers greeting from my dad. Help me mom.
by Baslix October 20, 2017
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