Janis is a more sexy than lars, he has an even bigger d*ck than lars and his girlfriend is only together out of pity
Janis is hot as fuck
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by BigBoYJanis333 February 17, 2022
Get the Janis mug.Waking up on your first day of summer break, after a long junior year, then proceeding to invite two friends over while you drink. You drink a whole 750ml bottle of Southern Comfort, Tito’s, and Gilbey’s gin. Then you start to get hungry so your friend drives you in his red accord. You decide to get a sit down breakfast ant a place called Janie’s. You sit down and order a chocolate milk and an omelette. When your omelette arrives you pick up your fork and scoop the whole omelette onto the the damn floor. You then get escorted to the red accord by your friend that drives it. The waitress inside proceeds to call the cops. This leads to an officer opening the back right door and you vomit on his gun holster, pants, shoes, and in the red accord. You get put into and ambulance where you wake up to find your parents next to you and a BAC of 0.24. You then feel your pocket and realize neither the cops nor the medical staff found your dab pen aka “Big Purp.”
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