Jaden

The funniest guy in the world man.
Has a 12 inch bbc. Also is a magnet to women because of how tall and hard working he is.
Girl: omg have u seen Jaden today he is so fine.

Girl 2: yesss and he is so tall.
by Cooldude5678 April 18, 2022
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Jaden is a weird Nugget boy from Singapore with weird gay Nugget behavior. Jaden is a poor boy but he loves to sing songs as Hot Potato, Kung Fu Fighting, Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy), Careless Whisperer and The Barbie Girl song, no one why he is from Sing-A-Poor. Jaden loves it when people twerk at him and sit on his lap (just because he wants them to lay an egg on him) because he is so smooth. Jaden has 3 annoying Insta accounts. Jaden is a hypocrite because one time when he had flies around his face, two of his friends tried swatting them to help him get rid of them but he got angry, implying that he loves having flies around him yet he claims he hates flies. Jaden has 100 girlfriends, one of them being an 80 yr old Egyptian woman. Jaden has two terrapins which he named after two of his girlfriends. Jaden loves worms and snails and he has a massive crush on Bella Dolfin. Jaden is a huge fan of spiders and always wants a spider toy
Achooo Jaden Sexy O

I'm Jaden and I'm so smooth
by DrRogyWardy September 17, 2020
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The best guy you’ll ever meet! Jadens are very sweet and kind but sometimes they can upset you without him knowing yet! They are usually the cutest in the class and Jadens are also very funny! Jaden’s are really dirty minded and they are also very good at pulling pranks. Jadens usually act gay as a joke.
Francis: Hey isn’t that a Jaden?
Allie: How can you tell!
Francis: Everything about him! His look and style! He’s definitely your type!
by Fortnite is Trash October 16, 2019
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Jaden is a very funny guy, his mathematics aren't too good , Jadens usually have skew front teeth but apart from that they aren't were funny either. Jaden loves gaming and if his best friends name starts with an A then they will be friends for ever
Boy 1:Is that Jaden
Boy 2:If he has a bad math mark then yes
by Skazpic October 13, 2019
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A Mexican who can’t get you a W In fortnite and wears fake hype beast clothing
Jacob: hey Jaden wanna play fortnite
Jaden:sure I’ll get u a W
Jacob: shut the fuck up u lying bitch ass Mexican
by Lil’Jew January 24, 2018
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That extremely cocky but interestingly depressed guy you see in the hallway in high school who strangely enough is the new kid who recently moved from out of state. He is not very bright but somehow has the balls and charm to Snapchat you and come into your life as this intriguing guy who is heartfelt and wants to give you his love which is a total scam because he really wants to just break your heart then have sex with you and talk to you very distantly afterwards. Basically, he is a giant asshole do not trust him.
"Omg have you seen that guy? He is a TOTAL Jaden do Not trust him girl"

"He is so cute but he definitely seems like a Jaden"
by Anonymously not anonymous October 13, 2017
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The biggest bitch in the world both male and female, you never want to be around a Jaden they suck. The male Jaden is a self centered jerk who will do anything to win and is not very smart. The female Jaden is a Tremenous ass who is a Jerk and never knows what she's talking about.
Paul: OMG, it's Jaden hide!
by Rubix Cube on Crack May 28, 2014
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