Ned

A ned is a non educated delinquent usually based in glasgow but in the more recent years neds have spread more northern around Scotland to areas like dundee and stirling dundee has been completely overrun by neds but it is hard to find a town without them anywhere in central and southern Scotland rhey usually hang put with younger mambers of the public most common starting age is 13 and they go around in young teams they wear distinctive clothing usually a nike cap trakies tucked into their socks and an addidas hoodie they always make sure their cap doesnt match their hoodie but the trainers usually match the cap.
This is how to spot a ned they will say these phrases

Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
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Brock: you wanna go "herd"some sheep?
You: Neds bro neds
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Describes a person’s Genie or Clone that has good fashion sense or style
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Ned is the goatpig from 21Pilots music video "Chlorine"
I really want a Ned plushie right now
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i am a friend of ned
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An all around awesome guy. Ned(s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a Ned you'll love him forever. Neds(s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.
"Dude, who was that guy that said that awesome comeback?"

"Probably Ned."
by Nedinski October 29, 2018
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A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 07, 2010
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