Hampton

Really funny girl she’s hard to find so if you ever get a Hampton make sure you keep her. But if you ever say something to offend her you better call satan cuz you’re going for a visit. But she is one of the funniest, beautiful, charming people on earth. And is super good at horse riding.

Guy 1: wow she’s beautiful .
Guy 2: yeah I mean she’s a Hampton.

by Htjridjjfj October 8, 2020

Hampton

A working class or non working class over confident peasant typically from East Lancashire with a very broad accent. They often eat Mars bars in car parks.

Hey Gord,,look at that Hampton over there in his Rovers shirt eating a Mars bar in a car park..

Yeah mate - what a complete hampton.

by Valley lad soixante sept August 24, 2022

Hampton Terrace Hotel

was the largest wooden structure in the world when it was built in 1903, a luxurious winter holiday destination for rich Americans, that burned to the ground on New Years Eve 1916, miraculously causing zero fatalities, due to it being in the off-season. Can be referenced when describing someone or something with such promise that success is almost guaranteed, but the unthinkable happens and causes it to fail. Similar in tone to the "unsinkable" Titanic, but different because although the Hampton Terrace Hotel no longer exists, its surrounding city and community are given a second chance for greatness.

Reminiscent of the ill-fated Hampton Terrace Hotel, the talented high school basketball player that so recently signed to play in the NBA suffered a near-fatal spinal cord injury last night that has surely cost him his athletic career; perhaps he can recover enough to discover new talents that will bring him a life of greatness.

by Tostito_Mo May 29, 2023

Hampton

Most likely tall, dumb, suck at biology, dates your cousin only writes in paragraphs, when he texts his girlfriend, most likey to date a girl named harly or Cortney.

wow Hampton your gay

by stangstallins April 26, 2022

keiran hampton

thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt

girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi

girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON

by kkeiran January 12, 2020

Hampton

Hampton is the word you use for a person who is sorta ok but not really. A Hampton is cool enough to get by. Not really cute but sorta

That person has the personality and looks of a Hampton

by A_person-who_exists August 18, 2019

Hampton School

Hampton (aka local yam farm) is an all girls' school located in St. Elizabeth, the girls there are extremely loyal, smart, funny, great listeners, well mannered and nice young ladies, we do not give bun, but on special occasions we may give cocobread, brown bread, and fruitcake. Munro mandem cannot get enough of hamptonians.

For example:
Munro boy: OH MY GOD what a gyal nice, she muss guh a hampton school. i want her fr.

Munro boy #2: rass yk seh shi have 5 man doe

Munro boy: i can be number 6 fr.

by Itsnovaistg January 4, 2023