Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
by Dump truck January 03, 2017
When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."
by OhDoktor May 31, 2013
Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.
Not unless it's Monday !!
Not unless it's Monday !!
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by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017