HP

Horrible Product

Don’t buy a HP

by Flipadidado February 11, 2018

HP

House party

Get on HP

by Griffin savage April 20, 2020

Hp

Hp is the best brother ever, they are usually the older brother of their amazing younger sister isa, they are awesome in every way and are so incredibly awesome, their sister isa. Hp can be silly at times but they're usually calm and cool, they can be found on the dark web for $27.95 (overpriced if you ask me) and have been known to love shopping online, going out with their friends, frogs, their friends, their amazing, awesome, jaw dropping, baller of a sister isa, and their amazeballs guitar akrisha, hp is known to always have the best style in basically everything under the sun (music, clothes, drawing etc.) He is one of the best people on earth and everyone should be lucky to have someone like Hp.

person: who's hp?

isa: hp is the best older brother ever, he always deals with my tantrums and my materialism, he is my favourite person ever and has always been there for me regardless of the situation, i love my brother with all my heart, he is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. im so glad to be ending their year with them. (i love you hermano. )

by Ihavethebestbrotherever__08 December 22, 2023

HP

Hoe Patna (partner) what sex workers call their friends who are also sex workers

I ran into my HP downtown last night, she made a lot.

by Ganjagoldilox October 11, 2023

HP

(noun) short form of "hippo" (The King of Rubbish)
(adjective) smart; tall; handsome; good

"HPs are kind and friendly, their favorite food is gua." or "My computer loads very fast, it's so hp."
Hippo kingdom for life

by Hippo🦛 January 10, 2021

HP

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

by frosty12124 May 18, 2009

HP

A abbreviation to so many different things:

-Horsepower
-Harry Potter
-Hewlett-Packard
-Hydrogen Peroxide

-Hire purchase

"Hey, do you know all of the abbreviations to HP?"

"Yeah, just go to Urban Dictionary and look for the definition that's dated on November 16th. It lists some of the abbreviations."

by ImFreddyFazbearYT November 16, 2020