HPS is the abbreviated form of ’Hacks Per Second’. This term is often used when my good friend, Mystichorseangel, is using her computer. The reason being: she gets hacked a lot. It is to be noted that the counter only registers unique hacks.
by DickDickson666 August 9, 2019
Get the HPSmug. Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.
HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."
Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"
Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"
by DataBrawl October 14, 2025
Get the HP-Lovephilemug. 9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo
9:58pmVi
:(
HP is probs me
i know i know
9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty
9:59pmVi
whats HP?
the comp?
9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew
10:00pmVi
what??
10:00pm
Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is
10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH
you guys are poop hole
holessss
10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is
10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me
im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab
thanks alex thanks a lot
10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo
10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo
9:58pmVi
:(
HP is probs me
i know i know
9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty
9:59pmVi
whats HP?
the comp?
9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew
10:00pmVi
what??
10:00pm
Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is
10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH
you guys are poop hole
holessss
10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is
10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me
im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab
thanks alex thanks a lot
10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo
10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go
by frosty12124 May 17, 2009
Get the HPmug. 
by 00UVD July 31, 2023
Get the HPmug. Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 14, 2022
Get the Shaggy Rogers Hp:5mug. Look at HP
by kjhgfdiuytyuiuytrftyuiopoiuytf March 14, 2023
Get the HPmug.