Rutherford B. Hayes

A Respectable, but seldom remembered President. Hayes’s presidency is often blamed for ending reconstruction by a “corrupt bargain”, but despite popular belief, by this point in history Reconstruction was disliked by the American public. Due to these circumstances no matter who won the election of 1876, Whether that be the Progressive Republican candidate, or the Conservative Democratic candidate (this was before the party switch, before the 60’s democrats were largely conservative), Reconstruction would have ended regardless. Another thing of note is that the corrupt bargain that his critics mention had no historical written records, and seems to mostly be based on hearsay.
Person 1: man I cant believe Rutherford B. Hayes cheated to win the election of 1876.
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?
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mick hayes

A loser musician that makes real musicians look bad. He refuses to work, rips off widows, mooches off his wife, and starts gofundme projects so he can chase career waitresses, sit on his ass and hoard gear he can't use. He also demands you respect his artistry, literally his ego.
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Milo Hayes

An extremely cool person, that is better than you. haha
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zachary hayes

A slightly ugly and slightly fine ass nigga who will grab any girl or boys ass.
He dates a girl with a kinds fat yet kinda flat ass. She grabbed his dick tho like a dumbass. anyways, u should date him
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by zachary hayes November 29, 2023
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Zachary Hayes

A guy who is not afraid to grab your butt, but it shy when it comes to saying he has a girl.
Guy: Hey zach who u date?
Zachary Hayes: Nobody.
Her: WHAT?! WE'RE DONE
by zachary hayes November 30, 2023
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Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.
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