When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly
by Urfuturesexyasswife July 08, 2023
A popular caucasian men's haircut in the early 90's that got its name from the overall shape of the doo. This haircut did not survive the test of time and is frowned upon today. If you see anyone currently rocking this haircut you might want to give them the memo. There was a brief hybrid version that surfaced about a year later, in which the underbelly of the shroom was shaved. It was popular amongst the alternative and punk kids.
by Geoff (Gimbel) September 27, 2006
This is the short, male hair style that some women get and because the woman appears less feminine it frequently guarantees no sex : The Birth Control Hair Cut.
by Rex Skidmore April 16, 2008
Person 1: Hey dude did you seen Jimmy with the 559 haircut
Person 2: Yeah, I don't get why that haircut is so popular
Person 1: For real, it's literally almost every dude's style in fresno
Person 2: Yeah, I don't get why that haircut is so popular
Person 1: For real, it's literally almost every dude's style in fresno
by Communism_is_neat October 31, 2019
by Chosney November 10, 2003
when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch
by poonchasers June 19, 2008
a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.
by urine4it February 10, 2010