Chad Grunt

Chad grunt is a combination of the word Chad, or a sexually experienced dominant male, that does crazy wild things, and sometimes he lacks intelligence and proper judgement, and grunt an infantry man in the military. When a chad becomes an infantry man he reaches a new level of “badass” known as chad grunt. Not all grunts are chad grunts only the most “badass” grunt can be a chad grunt. What separates a chad from a chad grunt is usually chad grunts are adrenaline rush junkies in uniform that do crazy things all over a crazy world. Sometimes the fear of death causes these soldiers to become chad grunts leading a crazy life because they don’t know when it may end in combat or they try to hide their scars of war through this behavior, only sometimes though.

Civilian 1: Woah do you see that guy in the infantry uniform drinking all that beer and getting all those ladies?

Civilian 2: He owns a motorcycle to bro! But I heard he crashed it!

Civilian 3: Woah dude he is such a chad grunt!

by Dr. Shrek November 1, 2020

Fun Grunt

The sound made, similar to a moan, but in an everyday situation. Coined by Kamden Dunphy an upcoming engineer. It's the sound that gets released when you're doing something that feels better than the best toe curling sex you've ever had.

Kamden- Eating Steak* Mmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Sam- That was a nice fun grunt man, that steak must be really good.
Kamden- It's better than that time I slept with Minsu.

by God Has A Big Dick September 22, 2018

Hunt the grunt

A game played by boys. In this game they try to pull the ugliest girl they can find. Once the game is completed the winner can dare the opponents to do anything and they must do it !!

'You owe me this I won hunt the grunt'

by Buffalo 246 August 22, 2019

grunt stick

Any stick or pole used to grab / squeeze while grunting….Grunt Stick as a result of being constipated or other wise blocked up. Can be used inside or out in the woods. Anything to grab or squeeze as to take pressure off the abdominal area.

“He was so blocked up he had to grab the Grunt Stick to get some relief “

by RdHogg November 21, 2007

grunt

greasy gross vagina (cunt)

She has a grunt or she is a grunt

by SuperSpaz September 24, 2009

shunt and a grunt

The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.

Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.

by very_ape January 22, 2006

Nut Grunt

The sound a man makes after ejaculating in a woman's vagina.

I was trying to be quiet, but I couldn't hold back the nut grunt.

by Jason314 September 23, 2005