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cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 8, 2020
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gar-town

gar-town-(noun) - to have sexual relations, or enjoying some sort of sexual activity
im taking her to gar-town or...
Man, i need to go to gar-town
by petey pabs November 7, 2006
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B-gar

A budgerigar, or any other bird that looks like a budgie or has a budgie beak.
"Look at the B-gar"
"I hear B-gars"
by Period poo peter April 27, 2025
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Gar

An Asian kid who is funny and fast
by MemeKing5000 October 27, 2018
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I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.
by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011
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GAR-THOCK

A belt that has a cock attached. To achieve double penitration.
Tina wanted dick tonight,she said she wanted to get fucked in the ass pussy at the same time. So I strapped on my Gar-thock and did her dirty.
by Please flag May 20, 2019
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2-gar night

A boys night where you smoke 2 cigars, because life has just been so heavy lately
Dude, today was insane... back porch for a 2-gar night
by mrfalcon August 1, 2024
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