He's one of the homies, but he's probably undercover gay. He's more than a little homiesexual, but you can't help but love him (not in that kinda way tho). The beaner just can do no wrong, oh boy should you keep him away from the elementary school. He's always down for food; but keeps complaining about wanting to start going to the gym.
by Doinyamom6969 January 9, 2022
Get the Garmug. 
GAR
Grand Army of the Republic.
Probably has 1,200,000 million clones.
Led by supreme chancellor Sheev Palpatine, who is also secretly a sith lord.
Divided into different divisions which have different armor colors and led by different jedi generals.
Most of their clones are made of Jango Fett, a bounty hunter.
UK/gɑ ^r/
US/gɑ r/
Widely known for executing order 66.
Most of them were made on Kamino.
Grand Army of the Republic.
Probably has 1,200,000 million clones.
Led by supreme chancellor Sheev Palpatine, who is also secretly a sith lord.
Divided into different divisions which have different armor colors and led by different jedi generals.
Most of their clones are made of Jango Fett, a bounty hunter.
UK/gɑ ^r/
US/gɑ r/
Widely known for executing order 66.
Most of them were made on Kamino.
by Definitely not real July 11, 2023
Get the GARmug. by ExplainedDimension December 7, 2019
Get the Bay Garmug. gar is an instagram community of stupid males headed by there leader "rachit aGARwal" who constantly keeps bullying each other (especially slingshot).
by adityamusic172 November 21, 2021
Get the garmug. Gar ~ Is a shortened version of the term Gay-Retard commonly used as an insult in text conversations upon the youth.
by unknowncheezy December 15, 2020
Get the Garmug. (Verb)
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
Get the Gar-Failedmug.