freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.

Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”

by Mopatt October 5, 2018

Freshman Beluga

The act of going off to college and gaining an ominous and vast amount of weight to resemble that of a beluga whale.

Damn, Christy has got a donk now.

No, Christy is suffering from the freshman beluga.

by socky72 January 4, 2011

Freshman Pass

A pass nonverbally given to all high school boys, older than freshman, that allows them to have sexual intercourse with one freshman girl without having any feelings of shame or any need to be looked down upon. They are then allowed to wait until she is a sophomore if they wish to date her.

Joseph: Yo I just used my freshman pass on Lucy.
Bobby: Damn bro, I’m trynna save mine until I really need it.

by Gquisty March 30, 2020

Saggy freshman

A sterotypical freshman in highschool tends to act like an eighth graders and refused to be normal examples: stoping in the hallway or arguing about politics when you can't vote

"Did you see those saggy freshman in the hallway"
"Yeah the're pretty stupid"

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable February 28, 2020

Freshman 15

When a first year college student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise.

Did you see Ashley and her new fatass? She went through Freshman 15.

by DPKids August 11, 2009

freshman crush

that cute guy whose age is between 18 and 20, but girl you just can't resist him despite being aged 23 to 30

if you have a freshman crush during your mid-to-late twenties, chances are you will be a cougar when you get older

by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

Freshman 9

the 9 months a girl spends pregnant after becoming a slut her freshman year at college

Freshman 9: a girl goes to bloomsburg and fucks random guys and then becomes pregnant

by i<3sluts November 3, 2011