totes jelly

internet-derived slang for "totally jealous"

person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow!
person 2: Omg, totes jelly!

by Teh_Interwebzster July 03, 2009

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Totes MaGoats

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

by Cojani April 07, 2009

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totes inappropes

An abbreviation for "totally inappropriate." An extension of the phrase totes.

It is used to describe a socially unacceptable person, socially unacceptable behavior, or a generally unacceptable situation.

"You are totes inappropes right now."

by bobbybaby July 25, 2007

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Totes devo

An emotion experienced when a person is feeling particularly bereft. Shortened version of 'totally devastated'.

Cam stole my iPod! I'm totes devo.

by hunka munka August 10, 2010

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totes mcgoats

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010

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