Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.

"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."

by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014

Essex

When something finally goes right in a stupid situation.

Wow I can't believe Kanye one the election! Essex!

Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!

by Shlatt_fer_Prez46 November 20, 2020

Anna Essex

...I have such a common first name. :(

Literally no one is going to search my full name.

Anna Essex is not smart enough to write a sentence with her name in it.

by PineappleGuaveBro December 4, 2020