Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

Duel Score Processor

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."

Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*

by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011

duel wield

the act of a woman having a mans penis in one whole and a toy in the other.

"hey honey,do you want to duel wield tonight?"
"she likes duel wielding every night"

by kittymarie April 6, 2007

hypixel duels player

Usually used to describe the low IQ level of the person they’re referring to as a hypixel duels player

Kid you’re literally a hypixel duels player

by warpaz July 7, 2023

Bizarro World Duel

A duel where you can only use cards on the ban list

Hey Nate, have you ever done a bizarro world duel?

by realperson_4 May 22, 2023

Bohemian sword duel

A situation where two men and a women are in bed and only one wants to have sex with her. The two men begin to use their dicks and battle eachother to the death. The winner gets to sleep with that women.

"You want her too huh?" "Looks like we're going to have a bohemian sword duel!"

by Meme maker 3838 July 12, 2021

Dueling Banjo's Syndrome

A term used in describing bugs or errors in software. When using two (or more) external libraries, api's or systems that operate against the same area of concern, it is possible that they will not play well and cause very hard to trace errors.

jQuery and Angular.js both working against the same piece of the DOM. jQuery's cached version may not update in the rendered output because Angular has replaced the DOM object with another version, severing the connection that jQuery had. jQuery and Angular.js can cause Dueling Banjo's Syndrome.

by LeeZilla July 7, 2013