doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 6, 2010

doobie rat

When someone looks so dirty and raunchy that it appears that they've just escaped from the gutta.

Snuffy: Damn dat guhs hurr is fuckkked up! What the hell?!
Ksha: Dat bitch lookin like a doobie rat!

by KshaSnuffy December 20, 2010

dookie strip

Beef Jerky shaped poop

Caught the dog eating dookie strip out of the kitty litter box

by Hannah.elizabeth December 13, 2013

dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.

Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time

by Buttircup March 18, 2014

dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

by ninjajim August 26, 2017

doobie shake

a handshake where the pinkies are locked during the exchange of a doobie (joint) from one to another

Laurenz: "hey, what is this cool way passing the joint?"

Steve: "oh, that? We call it the doobie shake. You interlock your pinkies to pass the doobie. Would you like to try?"

by flowershower September 6, 2022

Major Dookie

A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.

"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."

by Mariah R. April 26, 2006