Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 09, 2020
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Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.
I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.
by Scottydntno December 17, 2020
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divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk
Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"
by RYM_RAM December 24, 2016
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Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.
Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....
by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009
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California divorce

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.
Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.
by d-harrell October 20, 2003
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Divorce by Bop

To have sex with a person other than your spouse, causing said spouse to divorce you. Occurs when the person wanting a divorce doesn't posses the courage to break it off themselves.

Derived from the phrase "Suicide by Cop."
I slept with that guy last night. He's trying to commit divorce by bop.
by SeeDub June 07, 2007
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catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.
by Nadine-Marie April 07, 2006
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