Denise Cole

A demented delusional drug addicted cracked up ghetto bitch with cancer... She has a leg for a tongue and speaks like a dying frog. You may see a wild Denise Cole searching for used cigs on the street, or asking to prostitute! When encountering a Denise you may either want to walk away before you're stuck conversating about how bad she feels for herself for hours, or call the police to report it before it transmits it's diseases to the public.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard from Denise Cole?
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.

by DeniseFoundMe December 5, 2021

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Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.

Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 16, 2019

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Denise Lopez

Literally the most two faced person, figuratively n physically. She wears makeup that makes her skin tone shades lighter n making her look like a whole different person. She will be ur bestie “trying to get u together with ur crush”, but really ends up humiliating you for the rest of a field trip n ends up dating ur former crush, when u still had feelings for them. Then, in the class u have with her, she wants to talk to u, even mention HER BOYFRIEND, acting like all that never happened. Then when she sees u in the hallway when she’s w her bf will roll her eyes at u when she think u n ur real bestie don’t see, but y’all do.

Ughhhh I frickn hate Denise Lopez

by #denisehate May 22, 2023

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Denise

A common Louisiana creole name that can mean “faith”. It has Greek and French origins. It also can mean “Follower of Dionysius“ the Greek God or Catholic Saint. It has a lot of spiritual significance. It can be spelled multiple ways

Denise is so pretty

by Lialia April 24, 2024

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Denise the Menace

Denise points&laughs at u
Cries when u do the same 2 her

Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt

Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"

Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑

The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!

U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine

(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)

Fk u Denise the Menace
Fragile bitchass narcissist
Avoid at all costs
Batteries not includd

by Notap0et November 2, 2024

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