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Dan

Look at that dan acting like a fucking gorilla.
by taking it to far June 10, 2011
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Dan

A certain person that we all know and love.... This is a person who if they receive a grade that is lower than an A, they break down in tears and curl into a ball.
Herny: Hey did you hear about Dan?
Ben: Yea i hear he is still on the floor in the English room.
Herny: Yea man he's in a bad way, he only got a B.
Ben: Oh dear, we are in trouble.
by John Baltoni July 16, 2008
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Dan

Ew have you seen dan he is a neek
by Usiebdnwkw February 10, 2019
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Dan

Dan (Duh-an), Noun: A soulless ginger who will always be considered the #2 son-in-law.

dan (duh-an), Verb: To actively come in second place in every aspect of life, especially at being a son-in-law.

see also; danning, dannies, dans, danned
Person 1: Did you see Dan today?
Person 2: I did. He was trying to impress his mother-in-law, but she was having none of it, because he will always be the #2 son-in-law.
Person 1: Ohh. That is too bad. The sooner he learns to quit being such a dan, the happier he will be!
by Lord ZS December 13, 2012
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Dans

noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.

verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"

"Just Dans."

"Does anybody know where Dans is?"

"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
by Dans Hefner April 7, 2009
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Dan

Dan is usually quite an honest guy who cares about those close to him. It would be best not to annoy him because he could take anyone in a fight. To start with he may come a cross as a douche but as you get to know him you'll see that he is actually a great guy who is just too brutally honest sometimes.
Have you seen Dan?
Yeah he's great
by Ironman98 June 9, 2014
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Dan

A scary tall, but insanely sweet . He is is misunderstood. People think of him as a klepto and a nympho. Once you get to know him, you'll fall in love weather you like it or not.
Omg! I wish my boyfriend was a Dan like yours!!!
by Macabre Monster November 2, 2010
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