Creeper

Aw man... but all jokes aside, it's a monster/mob from the game Minecraft. It's green and shaped like a penis, but that was NOT intentional. 1 of the creators of Minecraft, Jeb, stated that it was a faild pig design when Notch flipped around the Y-axis and X-axis by accident. The creeper explodes when a player is near it, and usually spawns near builds that take a long time to make (so annoying 🙄).

Player: I sure do love building this hou- aw man.
Creeper: BOOM!!!!
Player: I quit Minecraft...

by Gold86star January 2, 2021

Creeper

Basically Islamic Suicide Bombers in Minecraft

CaptainSparklez: Creeper
Fred: What
CaptainSparklez: *Loads round into the chamber.

by BackstabbedMemer October 6, 2019

Creeper

Those green fuckers who be sneakin' and blowin' you the fuck up

Alfonzo: HEY WATCH OUT! A CREEPER's BEHIND YOU
Timmy: Fuck sake...
Timmy was blown up by a creeper

by SUbripio March 21, 2016

Creeper

Aww man

Creeper, aww man. So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side.

by Robohost July 28, 2019

creeper

aw man its a creeper it gonna blow up yer dirt hut

go away creeper

by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020

creeper

aww man

Creeper,

Aww man,

So we back in the mine,
Got our pickaxe swinging from,
Side to side,
Side side to side,

This task's a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds to-
Night night night,
Diamonds to-night,

Heads up,
You hear a sound, turn around and look up,
Total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those,
Eyes eyes eyes,
Eyes eyes eyes eyes,

(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn',
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all
Our stuff again, stuff again -gain,

Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from,
Right be-hind,
Right right be-hind,

That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's got to end at this,
Time time time,
Time time time time,

Blows up,
And your health bar drops and you could use a one-up,
Get inside, don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't,
Die die die,
Die die die die,

(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain.
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the..

by skamskqmsjdmc July 31, 2019

Creeper

Aww man...so we back in the mine got our pickaxe swingin from side side side to side...this task a grueling one hope to find some diamonds to-night night night(night night night)

Person A: Creeper
Person B: Awww man
Person A: so we back in the mine
Person B: got our pickaxe swingin from side to side
Person A: side side to side
Person B: this task a grueling one
Person A: hope to find some diamonds to night night night
Person A: night night night

by Carlisle Juniper August 30, 2019