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Play Cousin

A person around the way that you grew up with or who is just that person who has your back. They come with a lot of clout because you get to pick this cousin and throw shade on dem real cousins that you aint feelin at the moment. Which probably means you don't want to hear the truth that a real family member will say to you. lol
Hey homie. Who is that fire that is with you all the time?.. Haha.. Oh that is my play cousin.. So can I get at that?. Can you hook us up???........Nope, she might not be my play cousin next week!!!!!!
by GirlieTruth June 27, 2018
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Cousin Slayer

A friend who gets in a relationship with one of your cousins, then eventually hooks up with another.
Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.
by TheKingSlayer December 13, 2012
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2nd cousin

1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.
Rednecks sure love to bang 2nd cousin's.
by Celyuh May 27, 2016
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fake cousin

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.
friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!
by 0liviaS November 19, 2018
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Cousin Dotty

A girl's period
Oh joy, looks like Cousin Dotty just came in for a visit... And of course, I'm wearing white....
by Bananagurl January 22, 2010
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Cousin Fucker

A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.
I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!
by REALHOODNIBBA July 22, 2018
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Jacked Cousin

A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.
I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"
by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018
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