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court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."
by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009
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Word Court

The fictitious court of law where words go on trial.
A or the, place called NOWHERE exists not.”
“Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. Mr. Defense Attorney, please state your case.”
Your honor, though a place called NOWHERE does not exist; the word NOWHERE offends no one, and society needs the word NOWHERE. Also, the word NOWHERE deserves to continue being used because it lets people designate the only NONPLACE, and it lets people appreciate more places that exist.”
“Hum. Good point Mr. Defense Attorney. Can you please give this court some examples of how people use the word NOWHERE?
“I can your honor. People use it in expressions such as, "Going NOWHERE", and, "Going NOWHERE fast", or when asked, "Where are you going?” they might reply, "NOWHERE”. The word NOWHERE also counterbalances the word SOMEWHERE—which is a word related to the words NON-VIOLENT, NON-SMOKER, NON-PERSON and approximately 200-words which start with the prefix NON, followed by a dash."
“Mr. Jury Foreman, does the jury have any comment on the word NOWHERE?
“No, it does not, Your Honor.”
“Starting today, Word Court will be accepting suggestions from the public on the use of the word NOWHERE, and will declare a verdict on its use 90-days from today. Case closed.”
Judge U.R. Wordy hits the gavel once.
by but for March 21, 2020
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Coundon court

Full of crackheads. Teachers are peepees. I consume beans on the daily. Also lozenger
Coundon Court is so bad, it makes me wanna die
by Big_boi_ben November 14, 2019
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pillow court

When your significant other starts airing all of the dirty laundry in bed right after they grab your attention through sexual relations. Typically seen in emotionally unstable relationships.
Sallys needy as fuck and is always inquiring about petty stuff in my life like who the women in my office are. The other day after we fucked she threw on a powdered wig and took me to pillow court. She starting asking me why I dont't respond to all of texts. I told her I haden't prepared my dissertation yet and that the jury was not present. I promptly got up and washed my dick off and continued on my with my day.
by ajpsdga May 10, 2018
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court presence

one who owns the basketball court, one who is confident, one who commands the floor, one who shines by just walking in the room, one who captures all by their mere confidence and appearance, one who exudes aesthetically
Coby Bryant is the epitome of court presence!

Mr. Boran will beast the meeting today, not because he's been diligent but for the fact he possesses amazing court presence!
by aLiLbit December 18, 2012
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patterson court

One of the 4 housing properties for participants on the Disney College Program in Florida.

Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.

Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.
"I live in Patterson Court, the bus does not stop there so I have to walk to Chatham Square."
by meowmeowbeanz May 21, 2018
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Squash Court

A codename for a place where, 'sexual activities' take place.
"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"
by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022
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