Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

The Unusual Competition

The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez

hey ever heard of The Unusual Competition?
stfu jerry

by Juno i love you May 28, 2022

Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.

I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.

by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018

passing all the competition,man pewdiepie is next

This phrase was originally created by Jake Paul in his SONG that isn't selling like a god, church , when he clearly say that he are going to pass Felix kjjelberg A.K.A PewDiePie a YouTuber with over 50 million subscribers in such a great confidence

Passing all the competition,man PewDiePie is next,when you are so self confidence that you are blind

by urHornyWaifu July 10, 2017

micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.

"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."

by BandageMan September 8, 2022

Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.

"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"

by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018